Intro
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Chapter 188: layla is insufferable
Layla huffs and puffs and licks Bardie's blood off her knife. She's obsessed with the smell of her comida. Then she straight-up gives Bardie a big ol' chomp on his back. She's like "oh shit I got so hungry I couldn't control myself >__< but UT said I shouldn't eat like that 'cuz it's meaningless," or whatever that's supposed to mean. But basically we know for sure that she's a Bizarre Doll.
Girl......and that's such an awkward place to bite off too. His arm is right there.
Layla continues to blabber on to herself, saying she was just hunting for food when she conveniently saw Bardie putting a stop to the blood action. She's like Bardie is probably connected to our!Ciel somehow, but who really cares, she's stopped the rat who sponged on and corrupted Ada, their mock nightingale, or whatever that's supposed to mean. Anyway, she's now like oh my new motive is to unalive everyone back at the sanatorium. Bardie, clinging on to life by a thread, is like goddammit.
I will steal one of her hair bows to avenge Bardie.
The scene switches to the handsomest man, Lau, who's drinking tea and reading a book. I wonder what he's reading. I'd read it too. :))
Layla creeps up on Lau, thinking she could fool him. WRONG! Super skilled and fast Lau stops her effortlessly and injures her. He even casually puts down his tea like WHAT he's so cool. He tells Layla that he's been sus about her since the beginning (me too, more things in common with Lau :)).
Layla reminds me of Chuckie here.
Loml. <3
Layla's like "owieee >__<............SIKE :P" and cements herself as Extremely Annoying. She lunges at Lau and slashes his hand >:((. Then she tastes his blood and goes delirious 'cuz it's scrumptious.
Suddenly, Layla goes down. Bardie, the man of the hour, has shot her from behind like a champ. But ofc Layla is a Bizarre Doll, so this doesn't faze her (always go for the head, folks). She's like how are you alive, and he's like how are YOU alive?? Lau realizes she's a Bizarre Doll, and he's literally like fk!
GET HER.
Layla cries about her blood spilling and calls out for a fellow named Al. Lau n Bardie are like, who what where?? But no one comes, so Layla jumps out the window and dashes through the forest. She's like fk Al for not coming to her rescue and says she's going to tattle-tale to real!Ciel.
Lau tells Bardie that they should go after Layla on a horse. But then Bardie crumples to the ground. Ada runs in and tells Lau that they've got to get Bardie to the operating theatre now or he will die from blood loss.
Awww, Lau looking out for Bardie.
But then Bardie starts talking. He urges them to tell our!Ciel that he's done his mission, since the sanatorium won't give blood anymore. He proceeds to plunge a dagger into our hearts by saying that he couldn't collect his wages after all (a throwback to when he and the servants arrived on a wagon to help our!Ciel and Sebastian). He also says that he'd like to ask our!Ciel for a leave [of absence from work]. :((
If Lau is the last thing I see b4 I die, that's a damn good life.
If Bardie dies, I will throw hands at Layla through the screen.
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Wrap-up
NO BARDIE YOU CAN'T DIE. Layla is wackadoo and I h8 her.
